我配得上主,求你想知道不要看到你woodman shoot so oft awry, Nor that he stands amazèd like a sot, And lets the harmless deer unhurt go by. Or if he strike a doe which is but carren, Laugh not good Lord, but favor such a fault, Take will in worth, he would fain hit the barren, But though his heart be good, his hap is naught. And therefore now I crave your Lordship's leave, To tell you plain what is the cause of this. First, if it please your honor to perceive What makes your woodman shoot so oft amiss. Believe me, Lord, the case is nothing strange: He shoots awry almost at every mark, His eyes have been so usèd for to range, That now God knows they be both dim and dark. For proof he bears the note of folly now, Who shot sometimes to hit Philosophy, And ask you why? forsooth I make avow, Because his wanton wits went all awry. Next that, he shot to be a man of law, And spent some time with learnèd Littleton, Yet in the end he provèd but a daw, For law was dark and he had quickly done. Then could he wish Fitzherbert such a brain As Tully had, to write the law by art, So that with pleasure, or with little pain, He might perhaps have caught a truant's part. But all too late, he most misliked the thing Which most might help to guide his arrow straight; He winkèd wrong, and so let slip the string, Which cast him wide, for all his quaint conceit. From thence he shot to catch a courtly grace, And thought even there to weild the world at will, But, out alas, he much mistook the place, And shot awry at every rover still, The blazing baits which draw the gazing eye Unfeathered there his first affectiön; No wonder then although he shot awry, Wanting the feathers of discretiön. Yet more than them, the marks of dignity He much mistook, and shot the wronger way, Thinking the purse of prodigality Had been best mean to purchase such a prey. He thought the flattering face which fleereth still, Had been full fraught with all fidelity, And that such words as courtiers use at will Could not have varied from the verity. But when his bonnet buttonèd with gold, His comely cap beguarded all with gay, His bombast hose, with linings manifold, His knit silk stocks and all his quaint array, Had picked his purse of all the Peter-pence, Which might have paid for his promotiön, Then (all too late) he found that light expense Had quite quenched out the court's devotiön. So that since then the taste of misery Hath been always full bitter in his bit, And why? forsooth because he shot awry, Mistaking still the marks which others hit. But now behold what marks the man doth find: He shoots to be a solider in his age: Mistrusting all the virtues of the mind, He trusts the power of his personage. As though long limbs led by a lusty heart Might yet suffice to make him rich again; But Flushing frays have taught him such a part That now he thinks the wars yeild no such gain. And sure I fear, unless your lordship deign To train him yet into some better trade, It will be long before he hit the vein Whereby he may a richer man be made. He cannot climb as other catchers can, To lead a charge before himself be led. He cannot spoil the simple sakeless man, Which is content to feed him with his bread. He cannot pinch the painful soldier's pay, And shear him out his share in ragged sheets, He cannot stoop to take a greedy prey Upon his fellows groveling in the streets. He cannot pull the spoil from such as pill, And seem full angry at such foul offense, Although the gain of content his greedy will, Under the cloak of contrary pretence: And nowadays, the man that shoots not so, May shoot amiss, even as your woodman doth: But then you marvel why I let them go, And never shoot, but say farewell forsooth: Alas, my Lord, while I do muse hereon, And call to mind my youthful years misspent, They give me such a bone to gnaw upon, That all my senses are in silence pent. My mind is rapt in contemplatiön, Wherein my dazzled eyes only behold The black hour of my constellatiön Which framèd me so luckless on the mold. Yet therewithal I cannot but confess, That vain presumption makes my heart to swell, For thus I think, not all the world (I guess) Shoots bet than I, nay some shoots not so well. In Aristotle somewhat did I learn, To guide my manners all by comeliness, And Tully taught me somewhat to discern Between sweet speech and barbarous rudeness. Old Parkins, Rastell, and Dan Bracton's books Did lend me somewhat of the lawless law; The crafty courtiers with their guileful looks Must needs put some experience in my maw: Yet cannot these with many mast'ries moe Make me shoot straight at any gainful prick Where some that never ha